Friday, December 02, 2005
I have to say that I’m working on the whole love life thing. It’s sort of like being stuck in a snow drift, giving the car some gas, but only to dig myself deeper in the hole.
I’ve recently discovered that going out on a date with someone is worse than a one night stand. Here in lies the problems:
1) They already have you phone number, and possibly you e-mail address
2) Eventually, they may find out where you live if they offer to drive you home
3) You are to talk to them for quite some time. Being nice during the data spins those wheels faster – the more you are nice, the more they expect
4) They think you’re the special one, you’re the one that doesn’t sleep around; When, in fact, you probably scheduled the date because you initially didn’t want to sleep with them.
The one night stand, fueled by drink, is far superior. You can see if you like the goods THEN decide if you want to give out your number and you never have to see them again if you don’t want to.
I’ve recently discovered that going out on a date with someone is worse than a one night stand. Here in lies the problems:
1) They already have you phone number, and possibly you e-mail address
2) Eventually, they may find out where you live if they offer to drive you home
3) You are to talk to them for quite some time. Being nice during the data spins those wheels faster – the more you are nice, the more they expect
4) They think you’re the special one, you’re the one that doesn’t sleep around; When, in fact, you probably scheduled the date because you initially didn’t want to sleep with them.
The one night stand, fueled by drink, is far superior. You can see if you like the goods THEN decide if you want to give out your number and you never have to see them again if you don’t want to.
# posted by otas : 3:01 PM
